England Haikus 22 and 23: Chard, Somerset I and II

Chard, Somerset Haiku No. 1
‘Piss arf, yer gurt twat!’
And how that raw dialect
Cuts twats down to size.

The Guildhall, Chard, Somerset

The Guildhall, Chard, Somerset

Chard, Somerset Haiku No. 2
Peer down, from Fosse Way:
It’s there in hilly shallow,
Vista bathed in quiet.

The vista in question would be from just to the south of the A30 (ie one of the infuriating blanked-out white bits). Oh well.

 

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